Tina Makes A Deal (1973)
Genre: Comedy
Country: USA | Director: Shaun Costello
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 60mn
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Starring: Shaun Costello, Bobby Niles, Levi Richards, Tanya Tickler
When a customs search turns up a vial of coke hidden away in an outlaw pussy, Tina Makes a Deal. Well... actually, Linda makes the deal. We haven’t the slightest idea who Tina might be.
Linda, however, is a slender vixen with something of the "heroin-chic" look so popular in jeans ads today, and she sure knows the ins-and-outs of the law as she frees herself from the customs agent by giving him some ins-and-outs. As she slips his official dick into her pouty mouth and her equally pouty twat, we suddenly find ourselves rooting for full compliance with the law. And when the agent cums all over our sweet sexy smuggler, it’s pretty clear no one’s under arrest today.
Then, all at once, we meet hippie guru "Timothy Bleary," the mastermind of the drug smuggling here, as he accompanies himself on a sitar and sings an original song called "Never Bust Me" which includes the haunting refrain/’You’ll never bust my ass ’cause I got the coke in my niece’s twinkie!" — the kind of tune you’ll only hear in a 70s porno flick.
Anyway, the whole movie is about bribing law-enforcement agents with sex. Watching these Dudley-Do-Rights go on the take so readily makes perfect sense when you consider Bleary's harem of booty. In addition to Linda, there’s skinny bull-dyke Dolly (MARY STUART), and a lovely student who interviews for the job of briber and gets hired on the spot — the G-spot. How could any cop say "no" to such bodacious bribes? A lot of fun and a lot of sex — which is all a pervert could ask for.
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